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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Pack your bags-We're going on a GUILT TRIP

If I had to walk around in a pseudo-dreamworld accompanied by a possibly-rabid giant squirrel, I might feel a little crazy, too…

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.

The following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born a white,  which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me useless and old.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.

I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!

And my newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.

“While Clinton rallied the crowd at Lincoln High School, activists emerged from the crowd and climbed over the barricades around the stage with signs declaring ‘Get Big Ag Out of Politics,'” the group’s news release says.
They released this video of a woman shouting “Animal liberation now!” they say was taken by an activist:
The group identified her as 26-year-old Kelsey Atkinson, according to The Independent.

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